“I hate saying this but I’m the best friend you’ll ever have in your life…I’m probably one of the worst girlfriends you’ll ever have. And I don’t mean to be. I’m a great girlfriend, I swear to god I’m a great girlfriend in theory and I love people, and I treat them like princesses with utmost respect. I just love a lot of people. I tell girls that, if I get in a relationship with you, I will try to be as faithful as possible and I will be completely honest with you. Like, that’s the one thing, I will not lie. But the thing is that I think girls think that they’re gonna be the one to change it. And I wish they were sometimes because it would probably make my life easier. But, it hasn’t happened yet.”
Well, this bitch just described the fuck out of me.